Friday, 23 November 2007

I know tons of women swear they owe their youthful looks to Estee Lauder or Crème de la Mer, despite the £100 plus price tags.
So I was shocked to see a pile of these products on a table just before going through security at Luton airport recently. Yes, all these jars of youthful promise had been confiscated.
Couldn’t their owners have force them into a 100ml plastic bottle?
Or found the nerve to swallow them and retrieve them – er, at the other end?
The table was groaning with over a grand’s worth of stuff and I couldn’t help musing about what’s done with it all. Then I noticed that the security staff all had suspiciously smooth and wrinkle-free complexions…..

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