Had great fun at the book signing at Borders last night. Thanks to all the Sheconomics fans who came along and made it such a friendly do.

But when someone thrusts a blank page at you what, in all honesty, should you write?
Just a name seems a tad impersonal and being too gushing might reek of over-familiarity.

At least I didn’t make the mistake made by the late Kenneth Williams. He was a bit hard of hearing and wrote, 'To Emma Chiswick…’ in a woman’s book. 

‘I didn’t say Emma Chiswick’ the woman bawled at him, ‘I said ‘Ow much is it?’!